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Dear Buddy: Should I have a baby after 35?
Buddy: No, 35 children is enough.

Dear Buddy: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
Buddy: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Dear Buddy: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
Buddy: Childbirth.

Dear Buddy: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
Buddy: So what's your question?

Dear Buddy: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
Buddy: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Dear Buddy: When is the best time to get an epidermal?
Buddy: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Dear Buddy: Am I having a boy or a girl?
Buddy: Yes.

Dear Buddy: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
Buddy: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Dear Buddy: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
Buddy: Yes, pregnancy.

Dear Buddy: Do I have to have a baby shower?
Buddy: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Dear Buddy: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
Buddy: When the kids are in college.


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