Goes Back, b'y   The Census Taker

Author: Don R. Wilkins

A census taker went up to Garge and Marge's house and knocked.

When Marge came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages.

She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Sally and Billy, they're thirty-two. And the twins, Seth & Beth, they're twenty-six. And the twins, Penny and Jenny, they're twenty-four .. "

"Hold on!" said the census taker, "Did you get twins EVERY time?"

Marge answered, "Lard no, there were hundreds of times we didn't get nothin."

 


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