Author: tbedard

A newf gets pulled over:

Cop: "Do you realize how fast you were goin?"

Newf: "No sir", as he looks at the cop awfuly strange.

The cop notices the newf looking at him quite strange and decides to ask what exactly he's looking at.

Newf: "Ah sir, looks like ya got a circle fly there"

Cop:  "What the hell is a circle fly?"

Newf:  "Ya know, when the horses wave their tales cause the flies are circling around there asses."

Cop:  "Are you calling me a horses ass?"

Newf: "No sir, but you sure can't fool no circle fly"