Author: UpAlong

A Blonde decided to end her life by throwing herself into the water. When she went down to the docks to do the deed but a handsome young Newfie sailor noticed her tears.

He and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning and if you'd like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy and you can keep me happy."

The blonde shook her head yes. After all, what did she have to lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?", the captain asked.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "He's taking me to Europe."

"Lady," explained the captain, "This is the Newfoundland ferry."