Goes Back, b'y   Air Newfie II

Author: UpAlong

A plane was taking off from St. John's Airport. After it reached comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom:

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from St. John's to Toronto. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax . . . OH, MY GOD!"

Silence followed.

After a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and gentlemen," he said, "I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

A passenger in coach yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"


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