Newfie Jokes

Newfoundlanders love their humor, and Newfies are very well known as being a joyful breed of people.

Years ago, Mainlanders were all swept up in a funny craze that swept across Canada – Newfie Jokes. Some Mainlanders memorized these jokes in the hopes of one day actually meeting a Newfie so they could tell them that Newfie joke.

Other Mainlanders tried to use the jokes in an attempt to insult Newfoundlanders. However, the joke was on them. We can laugh at ourselves and, unknown to most Mainlanders, the Newfie jokes they loved so much were actually written and published in Newfoundland.



Here is our collection of Newfie Jokes. Some are old “classics”. Other are new. Strap yourself down and be prepared to laugh yer arse off, me son.

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Number of Jokes in the Database:152    

Title Author
The Parachute UpAlong
Newfie Pirate and His Parrot UpAlong
Things you won't hear a true Newfoundlander say UpAlong
Captain Bravo - Newfoundland Sailor UpAlong
Lost at Sea UpAlong
Old Draftsperson Kevin Strowbridge
Buddy, the Horse UpAlong
Newfoundland Computer Technology UpAlong
The Execution UpAlong
Newfie Drinking Custom UpAlong
Newfie Pick-up Artist UpAlong
A Call to Heaven UpAlong
Ice fishing UpAlong
Da Genie, a Newfie, and some other guys UpAlong
Dead Rabbit UpAlong
Da Genie and da Newfie UpAlong
Newfoundland Survival Kit UpAlong
A Dear Garge Letter UpAlong
The Newfie and the Bronze Rat UpAlong
You might be a Newfie Jedi if.. UpAlong

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