Finally, a temperature conversion chart we can all understand!!!
70 above (+19 deg. Celsius): Texans turn on the heat and
unpack the thermal underwear. People in Canada go swimming in
60 above (+14 C): North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Canada plant gardens.
50 above (+9 C): Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Canada sunbathe.
40 above (+4 C): Italian and English cars won't start.
People in Canada drive with the windows down.
32 above (0 C): Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
20 above (-6 C): Floridians put on coats, thermal underwear,
gloves and woolly hats. People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above (-8.5 C): Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the
heat. People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets
0 degrees (-18 C): People in Miami all die. Canadians lick
20 below (-26 C): Californians fly away to Mexico. People in
Canada get out their winter coats.
40 below (-36 C): Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Guides in
Canada re selling cookies door to door.
60 below (-46 C): Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until
it gets cold enough.
80 below (-56 C): Mt. St. Helens freezes. People in Canada
rent some videos.
100 below (-66 C): Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
297 below (-164.5 C): Microbial life no longer survives on
dairy products. Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.
460 below (-246 C): ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero
in the Kelvin scale). People in Canada start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 below (-266 C): Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.