Garge was walking along George Street late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty dollars..."she whispers.
He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides, what the heck, it's only twenty bucks.
They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.... it's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife," Garge answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
"Well," Garge says, "neither did I, until you shined that light in her face".
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