Goes Back, b'y   There's a parrot on the plane

Author: UpAlong

A newfie was flying from St. John's to London. On reaching his plane seat, he is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks, "And get me a whisky, you cow!"

The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the Newfie's coffee.

When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls, "And get me another whisky, you idiot".

Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.

Unaccustomed to such slackness, the Newfie tries the parrot's approach, "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick you".

The next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to the Newfie and says, "For someone who can't fly, you complain too much!"

 


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