Goes Back, b'y   The Irish are a Joy to Know

Author: Roderick Brentnall

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Gambo, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man said, "I do Father."

The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."

Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.

"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to Flannigan and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

Flannigan said, "No, I don't Father."

The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

Flannigan said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right away."

 


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