Goes Back, b'y   Two Newfies in Home Depot

Author: Frank & Cora Douglas

Two Newfies, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide.

The old Newfies says to the young Newfies, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young Newfies says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I 'm getting a little desperate.

The old Newfies says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young Newfies says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

The old Newfies says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

 


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