Goes Back, b'y   Bus Ride

Author: Don R. Wilkins

Two bowling teams, one of all Newfies and one of all Nova Scotians, chartered a double-Decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Moncton, New Brunswick.

The Newfie team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Nova Scotian team rode on the top level.

The Newfie team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the normally extreme partying Nova Scotians upstairs. She decided to go up and investigate.

When she reached the top, she found all the Nova Scotians frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

The Newfie asked, 'What the heck's going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!

One of the Nova Scotians looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered, 'YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER.'


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