Goes Back, b'y   NL Sunday school

Author: Rose

True story from a Sunday school teacher in NFLD:



I was testing the children in my Newfoundland Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven.


I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?'


'NO!' the children answered.


'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?'


Again, the answer was, 'NO!'.


'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?' I asked them again.


Again, they all answered, 'NO!'


I was just bursting with pride for them.


Well, I continued, 'then how can I get into Heaven?'


A six-year-old Newfie boy shouted out, 'YOU GOTTA BE DEAD'


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