Goes Back, b'y   Pre-Planning and selection

Author: Frank Collins

Some years ago, an outport lady lay on her deathbed at an early age, as many did in those days. She called her husband to her bedside and the following dialogue ensued:

Wife:  Garge, I knows you're only a young man and that you'll get married again.

Garge:  Oh no my love, I could never love another after being wed to you.

Wife:  Oh go on now, I knows what'll happen.  I just want you to promise me one thing.

Garge:  Anything Maid.  What is it?

Wife:  Please don't let her wear any of my clothes.

Garge:  No worries there Maid.  Your clothes be'es twice too big for Bessie.

 

 

 

 

 


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