Author: J Hibbs

A NEWFOUNDLAND LOVE POEM

(And who said Newfoundlanders weren't romantic?)

Of course I loves ya darlin'

Yer a bloody top notch bird

And when I says yer gorgeous

I means every single word

So yer arse is on da big side

I don't mind a bit o' flab

It means dat when I'm ready

Dere's somethin dere to grab

So yer belly isn't flat no more

I tells ya, I don't care

So long as when I cuddles ya

I can get me arms round dere

I'm tellin' ya da truth now

I never tells ya lies

I tink its very sexy

Dat you've got dimples on yer thighs

I swear on me grannies grave

From da moment dat we met

I thought you was as good as

I was ever gonna get

No matter what you looks like

I'll always love ya dear

Now shut ya yap, cuz da hockey's on

And get me a nudder beer!