Goes Back, b'y   The Newfie Mountie

Author: UpAlong

Two men are driving through Newfoundland when they get pulled over by a Newfie Mountie.

The mountie walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window and "WHACK", the Mountie smacks him in the head with the stick.

The driver says, "What the hell was that for?"

The Mountie says, "You're in Newfoundland my son. When we pulls you over, you better have your license ready when we gets to your car."

The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here."

The Mountie runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.

The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK", the Mountie smacks him up side the head with the nightstick too.

The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"

The Mountie says,"Just making your wish come true."

The Passenger says, "huh?"

The Mountie says, "I knows that two miles down the road you're gonna say, "I wish that arsehole would've tried that crap with me!"

 


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