Goes Back, b'y   He was Soooooo Mainlander

Author: UpAlong

How Mainlander was He?

He Was Soooooooooooooo Mainlander:

  • ...He took a ruler to bed to see how long He slept.
  • ...He sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
  • ...He thought a quarterback was a refund.
  • ...He tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
  • ...He thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

    He Was Soooooooooooooo Mainlander:

  • ...He thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
  • ...He thought General Motors was in the army.
  • ...He thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
  • ...He thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
  • ...Under "education" on his job application, He put "Hooked On Phonics."

    He Was Soooooooooooooo Mainlander:

  • ...He tripped over a cordless phone.
  • ...He spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate."
  • ...He told me to meet him at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
  • ...At the bottom of the application where it says, "sign here," He put "Libra."
  • ...He asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

    He Was Soooooooooooooo Mainlander:

  • ...He studied for a blood test.
  • ...He thought He needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
  • ...He sold the car for gas money!
  • ...When He missed the 44 bus, He took the 22 bus twice instead.
  • ...When He went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," He turned around and went home.

    He Was Soooooooooooooo Mainlander:

  • ...When He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, He moved.
  • ...He thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company.
  • ...If He spoke his mind, He'd be speechless.
  • ...He thought that He could not use his AM radio in the evening.
  • ...He had a shirt that said "TGIF," which He thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

     


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