Goes Back, b'y   Newfie Medical Vocabulary

Author: Dr. Unknown

  • ANALLY - OCCURRING YEARLY.
  • ARTERY - STUDY OF PAINTINGS
  • BACTERIA - BACKDOOR TO CAFETERIA
  • BARIUM - WHAT DOCTORS DO WHEN TREATMENT FAILS.
  • BOWEL - LETTERS LIKE A, E, I, O, U.
  • CAESARIAN SECTION - A DISTRICT IN ROME
  • CATARRH - STRINGED INSTRUMENT.
  • CAT SCAN - SEARCHING FOR KITTY.
  • CAUTERIZE - MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH HER.
  • COLIC - A SHEEP DOG.
  • CONGENITAL - FRIENDLY.
  • D & C - WHERE WASHINGTON IS.
  • DIARRHEA - JOURNAL OF DAILY EVENTS.
  • DILATE - TO LIVE LONG.
  • ENEMA - NOT A FRIEND.
  • FIBULA - SMALL LIE.
  • GENITAL - NON-JEWISH.
  • GI SERIES - SOLDIERS' BALL GAME.
  • HANGNAIL - COAT HOOK.
  • IMPOTENT - DISTINGUISHED, WELL KNOWN.
  • MEDICAL STAFF - DOCTOR'S CANE.
  • MORBID - HIGHER OFFER.
  • NODE - WAS AWARE OF.
  • OUTPATIENT - PERSON WHO HAS FAINTED.
  • PAP. SMEAR - FATHERHOOD TEST.
  • PELVIS - COUSIN OF ELVIS.
  • PLACENTA - CHRISTMAS FLOWER.
  • POST OPERATIVE - LETTER CARRIER.
  • PROSTRATE - FLAT ON YOUR BACK
  • RECTUM - NEARLY KILLED 'EM.
  • RHEUMATIC - AMOROUS.
  • SEIZURE - ROMAN EMPEROR.
  • TABLET - SMALL TABLE.
  • TERMINAL ILLNESS - SICKNESS AT THE AIRPORT
  • URINE - OPPOSITE OF YOU'RE OUT
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