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Author: UpAlong

A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened in St. John's. A woman could go here
to choose from among many men to be her husband. It was laid out
in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you
ascended the floors.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you
had to choose a man from that floor and, if you went up a floor, you
couldn't go back down, except to leave the shopping center.

So, a couple of girlfriends went to the place to find men.

On the first floor the door had a sign saying: "These men have jobs and love kids."
The women read the sign and said, "Well, what's better than having
jobs and loving kids? But I wonder what's further up?"

So up they went.

The second floor sign said: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking."
"Hmmm," said the women. "But, I wonder what's further up?"

The third floor sign said: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids, and help with housework." "Wow!" said the women. "That's very tempting, BUT there's more men further up."

The fourth floor sign said: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the house work and have a strong romantic streak."

"Oh, mercy!" said the women. "But just think what must be awaiting us further up!!!"

So up to the fifth floor they go. The sign on that door said:
"This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please, so thank you for shopping with us and have a nice day!"

 


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