Author: Father Unknown
A pastor wanted to raise money for his church and on being told there was a
fortune in horse-racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the
He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again,
and this time it won.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next
day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains ! where it could run wild.
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