Lloyd and Bryce went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all
set up, they fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Lloyd wakes his faithful friend and says, "Bryce, me
son. Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Bryce replies, "Bye, I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asked Lloyd.
Bryce ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells
me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Trologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be
approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident
the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically,
it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Lloyd?"
Lloyd is silent for a moment, then says, "Bryce, you are not the sharpest
tool in the shed. Someone has stolen our tent."