Goes Back, b'y   Garge and the Doctor

Author: The Doctor

Garge walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.

Garge said, "Shingles."

So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked him what he had.

Garge said, "Shingles."

So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room. A half-hour later a nurse came in and
asked him what he had.

Garge said, "Shingles."

So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had.

Garge said, "Shingles."

The doctor said, "Where?"

Garge said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them?"

 


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