Goes Back, b'y   Jesus and da Byes

Author: UpAlong

An Nova Scotian, Ontairian & a Newfie were in a bar. There was only one other person in the bar; a man. The three men kept looking at this other man, for he seemed terribly familiar. They stared and stared, wondering where they had seen him before when, suddenly, the Nova Scotian cried out, "I know who that man is. It's Jesus!"

The others looked again and, sure enough, it was Jesus himself, sitting alone at a table.

The Nova Scotian calls out, "Hey! Hey, you! Are you Jesus?"

The man looks over at him, smiles a small smile and nods his head. "Yes, I am Jesus," he says.

The Nova Scotian calls the bartender over and says to him, "I'd like you to give Jesus over there a pint of Bluenose Beer from me."

So the bartender pours Jesus a Bluenoseand takes it over to his table. Jesus looks over, raises his glass, smiles "thank you" and drinks.

 

The Ontairian then calls out, "Er, excuse me Sir, but would you be Jesus?"

Jesus smiles and says, "Yes, I am Jesus."

The Ontairian beckons the bartender and tells him to send over a pint of Molson Canadian for Jesus, which the bartender duly does.

As before, Jesus accepts the drink and smiles over at the men.


Then the Newfoundlander calls out, "Hey, you! D'yafigger you're Jesus, or what?"

Jesus nods and says, "Yes, I am Jesus."

The Newfie is mighty impressed and has the bartender send over a bottle of Black Horse for Jesus, which he accepts with pleasure.


Some time later, after finishing the drinks, Jesus leaves his seat and approaches the three men. He reaches for the hand of the Nova Scotian and
shakes it, thanking him for the Bluenose. When he lets go, the Nova Scotian gives a cry of amazement. "Oh! the arthritis is gone," he says."The arthritis I've had for years is gone."

Jesus then shakes the hand of the Ontairian, thanking him for the Molson Canadian. Upon letting go, the Ontairian's eyes widen in shock. "By Jove," he exclaims, "The migraine I've had for over 40 years is completely gone. It's a miracle!"


Jesus then approaches the Newfoundlander, who has a terrified look on his face. "Back off, buddy, I'm on Workers Compensation."

 


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