Goes Back, b'y   Skinny Dipping

Author: UpAlong

An old Newfie owned a large farm. He had a pond in the back and had it fixed up nice, picnic tables, horseshoe courts, etc. The pond was a great place to swim.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices laughing and shouting with glee.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old Newfie replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or get out of the pond. I only came to feed my alligators!"


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