Goes Back, b'y   The Bum and the Well Dressed Newfie

Author: UpAlong

A bum, who obviously has seen more than his share of hard times, approaches a well-dressed Newfie on the street.

"Hey, Buddy, can you spare two dollars?"

The well-dressed Newfie responds, "Are you going to spend it on hunting?"

"No, sir, I don't Hunt," retorts the bum.

"Are you going to throw it away on fishing?" asks the Newfie.

"No way, I don't fish," answers the bum.

"Are you going to waste the money on booze? asks the Newfie.

"Never," says the bum, "I don't drink."

The man thinks for a moment and then asks the bum if he would like to come home with him for a home cooked meal.

The bum accepts eagerly.

While they are heading for the man's house, the bum's curiosity gets the better of him.

"Won't your wife be upset when she sees a guy like me at your table?"

"Probably," says the man, "but it will be worth it. I want her to see what happens to a guy who doesn't drink, fish or hunt."

 


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