A guy from Newfoundland is sitting at the bar in New York City and looks at
his watch several times in the space of a few minutes. The woman sitting nearby
notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
The Newfoundlander explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!''
The Newfoundlander smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's running about an hour fast, can I buy you a drink?"
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