Goes Back, b'y   Newfie Heavenly Merit

Author: UpAlong

A Newfie appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "I came upon a gang of macho Mainlanders who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest, meanest, nastiest one. I smacked him on the head, ripped out his ear ring, and threw it on thground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"

St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?" The Newfie replies, "Just a couple of minutes ago..."

 


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