Goes Back, b'y   Newlywed Newfie Sailor

Author: UpAlong

A newlywed Newfie sailor is informed by the navy that heís going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the South Pacific for 2 years. A few weeks after he gets there he really starts to miss his new wife, so he writes her a letter.

"My darling," he writes, "it looks like weíre going to be apart for a very long time. Already Iím starting to miss you and weíre constantly surrounded by young, attractive native girls. The temptationís terrible. I need some kind of hobby to keep my mind off them."

His wife sends him back an accordion with a note reading, "Why donít you learn to play this?"

Eventually his tour of duty comes to an end and the Newfie sailor rushes back to his wife. "Darling" he says, "I canít wait to get you into bed so that we can make passionate love!"

But she stops him with a wave of her hand. "First, letís see how well you play that accordion."

 


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