A Newfie decides to travel across Canada to see the Pacific Ocean.
When he gets
The foreman stops the truck on the side of the road and points
at a tree. "See that
The Newfie promptly answers, "It's a citrus spruce containing 383 board feet of lumber."
The foreman is impressed. He puts the truck in motion and stops
again about a mile
"It's a Douglas fir and has 690 board feet." says the Newfie.
Now the foreman is really impressed. The Newfie has answered quickly
and got the
Before the foreman finishes pointing, the Newfie says, "A cedar, 242 board feet."
The foreman spins the truck around and heads back to the office.
He's a little cheesed
He hands him a piece of chalk and tells him, "See that tree
over there. I want you to
When the Newfie reaches the tree, he goes around it in a circle
while looking at the
"That is the front of the tree," the Newfie states, cocksure.
The foreman laughs to himself and asks sarcastically, "How
in the hell do you know
The Newfie looks down at this feet, while moving the toe of his
left boot clockwise in
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